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Chloe Holgate
Chloe / Klo-E
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Matt Torpey
Matt / Pig Man
Dave Wiskus
Dave the Agent
Patrick Willems
Alternate Universe Patrick / Patrick
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Chad Ruhle
Charl (voice) / Dwayne from Random House / TV News Anchor (voice)
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Jake Torpey
Jake
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Paul O'Donnell
Pin Salesman
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Arjun Ragalwar
Kid
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Raven Thigpen
Matt's Ex-Girlfriend (voice)
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Scott Thomas
Pop-Tart Repo Man (voice) / Nickelodeon Announcer (voice)