Paul Whitehouse
Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown
?
Charlie Higson
Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father
Kathy Burke
Mrs. Ted
Simon Day
Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy
Paul Bigley
Short Tom
Arabella Weir
Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone
Mark Williams
Confirmed Bachelor
?
Louise Brill
Lulu
?
Eryl Maynard
Miss Paxman
Simon Roberts
Cousin Jack