John Goodman
The Dean (segment "Happy Birthday")
Sydney Tamiia Poitier
Hannah (segment "Happy Birthday")
Beverly D'Angelo
Bag Lady (segment "Happy Birthday")
Christopher Lloyd
Attorney Bum (segment "Happy Birthday")
David Hyde Pierce
Barney (segment "Happy Birthday")
Caroline Rhea
Monica (segment "Happy Birthday")
Jenica Bergere
Sally (segment "Happy Birthday")
Ken Hudson Campbell
Security Guard (segment "Happy Birthday")
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Roman Danylo
Donald (segment "Happy Birthday")
Kimiko Gelman
May Lee Ha (segment "Happy Birthday")