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Jacob Handley
The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck
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Kris Wilson
The Youngling
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Gabriella Shulman
Society President / The Alpha
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Keira Pratt-Boyden
The Lecturer
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Dionysus Wayne
The Flirting Girl
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Bruce Donald
The Post Grad Student
Ben Segneri
Jimmy the Student
Ell Davis
The Judgy Flatmate
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Aaron Byrne
The Apolitical Pamphleteer
William Simmons
The Alpha Lad