?
Isaac Cooper
Logan / Zombie Sex Fiend / That Scumbag Garcia
?
Steve Sheppard
Detective Martin Manners (as Steven Sheppard)
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Gary Browning
Detective Orville Sloane
?
Christian Curmudgeon
Jack
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Jason McGee
Barney
?
Theresa Bestul
Shower girl
Dru Berrymore
Camping Girl (as Drew Burymore)
?
Jenn O. Cide
S&M Amazon
?
Anne R. Key
Doll lover
?
Jonas Arke
Fan man