Carol Burnett
Dotty Otley / Mrs. Clackett
Michael Caine
Lloyd Fellowes
Denholm Elliott
Selsdon Mowbray / The Burglar
Julie Hagerty
Poppy Taylor
Marilu Henner
Belinda Blair / Flavia Brent
Mark Linn-Baker
Tim Allgood
Christopher Reeve
Frederick Dallas / Philip Brent
John Ritter
Garry Lejeune / Roger Tramplemain
Nicollette Sheridan
Brooke Ashton / Vicki
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Kate Rich
Des Moines Stagehand