Lauren Holt
Emma Manicotti (voice)
Dana Snyder
Alfredo Manicotti (voice)
Lavell Crawford
Chub (voice)
Jess Harnell
Halfway / Lawyer / Newscaster 1 (voice)
William Sanderson
Al Dente Bob (voice)
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Dammon Earl Hughes
MC Bernie (voice)
Jeff Campanella
Well Dressed National (voice)
Regina Ting Chen
Newscaster 2 (voice)
L. Warren Young
Old Man (voice)
Candi VandiZandi
Barista (voice)