Mandy

A comedy by Diane Morgan about Mandy, a woman who really really wants a sofa, and will stop at absolutely nothing to get it.

Nobody actually likes bread sauce, do they? It tastes like someone’s eaten a piece of bread, chewed it up and spat it onto your plate. Merry Christmas.

Mandy rarely dabbles in global diplomacy, especially over Christmas when it’s so cold out and there’s good telly on, but when she does, you can bet that she makes a real difference to the balance of power in the world.

She was looking for a job, and then she found a job, and heaven knows she's miserable now.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But they also say that about gazpacho, and that is disgusting, so what do they know?

Nothing less than the future of the world as we know it is at stake in this thriller set in the cloak-and-dagger world of international geopolitics. Guest stars Tony Way.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a Mandy a fish and she will probably leave it on the bus by mistake. With guest star Sean Lock as a man with nothing to lose.

It is dinner at Trent Manor, and everyone around the table has a motive for murdering Lord Trent. But who did? Mandy wasn't invited to the manor, so she is off doing something else.

She’s lived a life that's full, she’s travelled each and every highway. And more, much more than this, she did it Mandy.

Unpleasantness comes in many forms. Like when you pick up an apple from the fruit bowl and find the hidden side has decomposed. The unpleasantness at Brampton Hall is different.

Mandy accidentally finds herself on the programme ‘Who Are You, Do You Think?', a fictional genealogy programme that is not a parody of the programme Who Do You Think You Are?

According to a friend of a friend, if the staff on a cruise start handing out free choc ices, it means a passenger has died and they need to make room in the freezer.

Why is Mandy training to be an astronaut? Why is Mars called The Red Planet? These questions and more will remain unanswered.

There is nothing more shameful for us as a society than the existence of fatbergs. But forget about that for a moment and enjoy this episode.

Apparently if you stare into the eyes of a forest goblin, you’ll be dead within a week. Just FYI.

Mandy often has her head in the clouds - normally a disadvantage for long-term success. But in her new role, it is absolutely essential.

Mandy’s precious me-time is disturbed by an unexpected visitor, whose arrival sparks a series of events that lead her to a new job where she makes new friends - and even newer enemies.

Mandy dabbles in things she does not understand. Which is almost everything if you’re Mandy.

Mandy is going up in the world for once. But someone, or something, is out to send her crashing down to earth.

A shocking revelation in the nail bar leads Mandy to confess a dark secret to Lola: there’s a skeleton in her attic. Behind that box of old pottery frogs.

Mandy examines the role of the shadowy global elite in contemporary world events.

A glamorous stranger convinces Mandy of the importance of the correct paperwork.

Something is holding Mandy back. But what is it? Can she overcome it? Does she even know what it is? Is there anything she can do about it?

For once, Mandy has the perfect job. The hours are fine, the pay is good, the fag breaks are reasonable. There’s only one problem: people. Yes, them again. Can Mandy outwit them at last?

An old friend brings a chance of redemption for Mandy, but also misfortune, death, danger and destruction – a heady mix, especially for a Tuesday afternoon.

Mandy’s dreams are shattered by the arrival of a mysterious night-time visitor.

Mandy is forced to confront a dramatic change to her whole way of life, and she must look for meaning in places where she’s either been too tired or too bored to look for it before.