Kirk

Kirk's middle-aged landlady sympathizes with her tenant but has no intention of helping Kirk, while his gorgeous neighbor, third-year medical student Elizabeth Waters, prefers to ignore Kirk's romantic advances in favor of her medical…

In an effort to prove that he can attend to all of the needs of his brothers and sisters, Kirk buys Phoebe her first brassiere. When he presents it to her with her siblings and friends watching, she is extremely embarrassed. Phoebe plans…

Kirk decides not to make Corey baby-sit for his younger siblings because Corey has a special homework assignment. But with no one to care for them, Kirk is forced to bring Russell and Phoebe with him on his first date in New York City.…

Eddie entices Kirk to help him sneak into a party where Eddie hopes to interest a wealthy investor in his latest invention -- a belt made out of cured meat. Kirk agrees to help because Elizabeth will be there. However, Kirk's romantic…

Kirk wants to enter his cartoon drawings in a comic book contest. To finish the work before the deadline, he needs the kids to be quiet and leave him alone. Russell feels neglected when his well-intentioned attempts to help are…

Corey's good grades land him in an exclusive school for the gifted. Phoebe gets jealous, and then suspicious after Corey tests higher than she does on an aptitude test. Kirk's enthusiasm over Corey's scores convinces him to attend an open…

Russell develops an attraction to his pretty teacher, Leslie Stevens. Kirk tries to tell him to be realistic, but when Leslie asks Kirk out to lunch, Russell gets jealous. Russell gets Elizabeth to take him to the same restaurant as Kirk…

It's Halloween, and Kirk wants to make it fun for his siblings. He decorates the house and takes them trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, they find out that New York City is not the best place to go door-to-door asking for candy. After a…

After Kirk chases a mugger away from a wealthy woman, she showers Kirk with gifts and gives him a chance to meet people in the art world; but Eddie paints a very different picture of the woman's motives. Kirk saves a wealthy, middle-aged…

Corey needs money to buy his own telephone so he gets a job at the same hospital as Elizabeth. There, Corey meets a grumpy patient who intimidates him. When Kirk visits him, Corey convinces him to help clean the old man's room. To Kirk's…

Kirk sets Russell straight when the tyke things he got a girl pregnant just by kissing here, but Kirk's unprepared for the parenting rite of passage when Russ asks where babies come from. When Russell asks Kirk where babies come from,…

Kirk searches for a Christmas miracle when he's fired from his job, his power is cut off because the bill hasn't been paid, and his gifts are stolen. Kirk experiences major disappointments during his first Christmas season in New York…

The Hartmans' hopes of beating the Balduccis in a bowling tournament go down the gutter when teammate Sally hurts her back -- but it only gets worse when Elizabeth replaces her. After Sally, an excellent bowler on Kirk's team, hurts her…

Kirk accidentally intercepts a letter from one of Elizabeth's old beaux saying he'll meet her in New York, but Kirk can't decide whether to tell her the news and risk her anger over the invasion of her privacy. Kirk accidentally opens a…

Kirk finally convinces Elizabeth to go on a dinner date with him. Unfortunately, it's on the same night at Russell's school play. Kirk attempts to make each of them happy by trying to be in both places at once. However, Elizabeth is…

Phoebe asks Matt, the most attractive boy in her class, to be her date for a school dance. He accepts, but later he claims to have a broken leg and cancels. Kirk convinces Phoebe to go to the dance anyway and takes her there.…

When Elizabeth's apartment is damaged by a fire, Kirk insists that she move in with him and the kids while her place is being repaired. Unfortunately, Kirk and she discover just how different they really are. Elizabeth insists on cleaning…

Cory's band (Monk Fish) gets a gig @ Maynard's Place. Except that their rhythm guitarist got grounded. So Kirk fills in & the band thinks he's an awesome guitarist than Cory. Cory holds his feelings in, but during a riff performance,…

Corey & his friends win a night on the town in a chauffeur drivin limo.

Both Russell and Kirk come down with tonsillitis, but it's the older brother who's panicked -- particularly when he learns that Elizabeth will be his surgeon.

Elizabeth's kind invitation to let the Hartmans sit out a heat wave at her parents' beach house does not, of course, work out exactly as planned.

In the second-season opener, Kirk accompanies Elizabeth to a medical convention in Paris. There, she dodges opportunities to meet two doctors she idolizes -- and an important proposal from Kirk. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to impress a group…

In the second-season opener, Kirk accompanies Elizabeth to a medical convention in Paris. There, she dodges opportunities to meet two doctors she idolizes -- and an important proposal from Kirk. Meanwhile, Phoebe tries to impress a group…

Different organization methods make life messy in the Hartman household, especially after Elizabeth throws out Kirk's collection of first-edition comic books.

Phoebe falls for the school hunk and uses advice from a schoolmate's book to snare him - then isn't sure she wants him anymore.

Corey moves in with Eddie after being grounded by Kirk for sneaking out of the house to go to a party.

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Elizabeth tries to juggle a hectic hospital schedule and activities at home, but fails after she breaks her promise to help Russell work on an act for parent-child talent night.

Eddie's life hits a high note when he falls for a singer named Eve, but the harmony is disrupted after Kirk sees her kissing another man. Meanwhile, Phoebe, Corey and Russell try to keep a secret from Elizabeth.

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Phoebe's Argentinian penpal Mercedes visits, and causes a car accident for which Corey is blamed. Meanwhile, Sally consults a video dating service.