It's just another day in the life of Robert Evans. Then, Sharon Stone calls up to say she's dropping out of his film to start a Broadway show called Sharon Stone's Vagina. Evans doesn't think she'll have a chance. Later, Evans gets…
While entertaining Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, and Warren Buffet, Evans learns of Slash's ability to make the best soup he's ever tasted. He feels it could be a big hit and finally be able to get him some F-U money. He shops it around to…
After losing his home in a poker game, Evans devises a plan to win it back with help from Slash and a LaToya Jackson look-alike.
While trying to get Liam Neeson to do his new movie, Evans is visited by Donald Rumsfeld who enlists him to go to North Korea to assassinate their dictator, Kim Jong Il. Meanwhile, English receives a letter that informs him that he is the…
When an old friend tells Evans that a well-known businessman is really a renowned Nazi, he joins the local Nazi party to expose him.
An estranged husband kidnaps the star of Evans' next movie, Leonardo DiCaprio.
Evans goes to great lengths to recover his old porno film.
The Kid is in bed with twin sisters and Puss-Puss the cat. We quickly find out that English is the butler who's worked for Kid for 8 years. We also meet Tollie Mae, the maid. Kid's relaxation is interrupted by 2 CIA agents, who want to…
In what is billed ""as the most subversive x-mas special ever (after Mr.Hankey)"", Kid Notorious has a religious conversion and gives new meaning to the term ""white x-mas"".
