
Our very funny Halloween Special!!!

Where do you land on the blender debate spectrum?

Kevin ruthlessly but perhaps not intentionally annihilates cognitive abilities with his vampire magics in hopes he will retain unnotability in his new trade. Oh god he's a cop now.

The Kevin Plush Campaign has ended. An unfathomable thank you to you who bought a Kevin, it has helped us immensely, genuinely thanks. The events of this video and the previous promo ARE canon, by the way, just so you know.

Kevin the Vampire Wizard tries to hide under the ivory noses of the Camarilla in the guise of a Detective. His natural charm and amicability of course makes him an immediate favourite at the constabulary.

Big-D and his sons tour a Norfolk ghost trail, stumbling headfirst into a World of Darkness...

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 2. In this our first Hunter Audiodrama, we bear auditory witness to some Father and Son-in-Law bonding, as Kitten goes deep into some local Norfolk Folklore, whilst Big-D…

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 2, just as our last audiodrama. In this our second outing for the Audiologs series, we scream our way into a rollercoaster of a discussion between two larger-than-life…

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Trapping vampires in your cellar as your Sunday morning activity turns out to be a poor idea. This is the worst chapter-title in the series, for the record, but it was worth it.
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The last chapter of the first HTP Arc sets the hunter family against the rancid nosferatu Pyotr, hopped up on the vitae of his comrades.

At the Constabulary in Wells-Next-The-Sea, Big-D is about to be interviewed by one Detective Sergeant Guy Chapman. He prepares to make use of his humongous, utterly paranoid brain to navigate his way through the labyrinth that is his…

The family tend to sixth member of their family, Horse, Big-D's third and clearly most favouritest son, whom has fallen ill with some mysterious affliction. Since Horse is a horse, the dialogue gets quite one-sided as each and every…

Marckus is on a night out with his weirdo friends from the clandestine organisation known as the Arcanum, and soon enough comes into trouble with the local hooligans.

In this installment, Big-D continues his quest for the coveted 99p blender by emotionally manipulating a minimum wage worker – and subsequently having a panic attack.

In the mystifying finale of The Blender Crusade mini-arc, Big-D's panic attack reaches its crescendo as he assaults an old man with a skin condition working past his retirement age who is just trying to give his assailant advice on stocks.

Recorded in early December of 2006.

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 4. In this Hunter Audiodrama, we once again join in for some Father and Son-in-Law bonding, as they go on a Hunt for a potential Ghoul invader...

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 4. In this Audiolog, we linger on Boy, his... Original Fiction, and whatever might have happened in his brain after both the Cellar Incident, and whatever he discovered…

Following info yielded by the Vampire Wizard Kevin, our Hunter Cell enter the mystical halls of the Arcanum, looking for a vampiric infiltrator among its members, only for their investigation to be utterly derailed by the petty dramatics…

In this Sub-Chapter (Audiolog), our Hunters stew in the aftermath of Lord Fatigue's demise. In an attempt to figure out what happened, the Hunters, joined by Dr. Waters, discuss a small sampling of Vampiric abilities that might have…

After the foul murder in the Arcanum, the group attempts to set aside their differences to find the culprit behind the gruesome act...

Whilst our Hunters begin their new Hunt, we pan to another part of Norfolk. Detective Sergeant Guy Chapman and Consulting Detective Kevin cross an empty rural road in eachother's company, 'til a new mystery blasts down from the very…

In the throes of grief and anger, Kitten, Big-D, and Amanda Bergamott make a series of startling discoveries within the walls of the Arcanum Chapter House. They are desperate for information to help them on their hunt, but what other…
