Freaky Stories

1. 'Prison Break'- Fussy Rocco endures hunger strike for better food but eats science specimens. 2. 'Cat Food'- Possibly poisoned salmon ruins posh party. 3. 'Weenie Wonderland'- Hot-dogs at Maxi-Frank theme park made with garbage. 4.…

1. 'A Shot in the Dark'- The embarrassing ramifications of eating chili before a first date. 2. 'First Kiss'- Girl-shy tongue-tied guy transformed by a girl/ghost. 3. 'Blind Date'- A couple 'well suited'; First date at Halloween dance,…

1. 'The Resurrection of Fluffy'- Dead pet bunny makes reappearance with help of dog and baby-sitter. 2. 'Fifi to Go'- Foreign cuisine's secret ingredient translates to horror for Peterson family on vacation. 3. 'Bug in the Ear'- Big…

1. 'Pizza Guy'- Pizza delivery guy encounters girl with an odd collection in her basement. 2. 'Carpet Man'- Carpet installer bonds with bird who then bonds with the carpet. 3. 'Out of the Blue'- A tabloid photographer chases an alien…

1. 'Diet Pill'- A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked. 2. 'Spiders in the Hairdo'- Spiders nest in beehive. 3. 'The Fly'- A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner. 4. 'Hanging by a Thread'-…

1. 'Snatched'- High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love 2. 'Graveyard Wager'- An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation 3. 'Puddle and the Glow…

1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit. 2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market. 3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his…

1. 'The Rug Bug'- While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below. 2. 'Cat-Napping'- 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped. 3. 'Free Gas'- Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas. 4. 'The Hook'- A…

1. 'Black Bean Soup'- Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match. 2. 'Bottle of Wine'- Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret. 3. 'To Pee or Not to Pee'-…

1. 'The Moving Cactus'- Haughty horticultural society horrified as specimen spews forth snakes. 2. 'The Mystery Smell'- Professional couple unknowingly emit foul odour during opening night at a theatrical performance. 3. 'Fetch the…

1. 'Dumb Waiter'- Chef/waiter gobs in soup for surly customer unaware that his daughter is sharing the meal. 2. 'Luggage'- A 'guilty' baggage handler replaces a little girl's dead dog; she is shocked to see the dog arrive alive. 3.…

1. 'Field Trip'- A little girl is put off her favourite juice upon seeing bad Billy 'hoark' into a vat of her favourite drink while at the factory. 2. 'The Story'- A boy and a girl express their feelings for each other through a written…

1. 'The Flower Lady'- Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star. 2. 'The Bookkeeper'- Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire. 3. 'Voice From…

1. 'Dog from Mexico'- Pet puppy is not just a putrid pooch. 2. 'Mortician’s Daughter'- Snide snob is sprinkled in soot. 3. 'Pigeon Dave'- Whiny window watcher a witnesses to wickedness. 4. 'Hair Today, Gone…'- Freshman’s formula forms…

1. 'Murray and the Rats'- Incompetent innkeeper’s inhabitance infested with irate rats. 2. 'Safe At Home'- Terrified teen’s toes the target of tongue tickling. 3. 'The Gift'- Prying pupils panic over a package of puppy poop. 4. 'Maple…

1. 'Last Cab Fare'- Cabby confronts circus creature. 2. 'Nude in the RV'- Big rig boy basks in the buff. 3. 'Alligator in the Sewer'- Melancholy maintenance man reunites with reptile, Rocky. 4. 'Do Unto Others'- Selfish scout harasses…

1. 'Stolen Lunchbox'- Big bad bullies get beaten at their own battle. 2. 'Front Row Seats'- Resourceful robber ravages rich residence. 3. 'The Vanishing'- Mysterious minor metamorphoses into mature maiden. 4. 'Dead Man Walking'-…

1. 'Radar Benny'- Crusty cop gets crushed by a cannon. 2. 'Battleship'- Conceited Captain coerced to change his course. 3. 'Severed Digit'- Feisty fido fights thief and redefines “finger food”. 4. 'Photo Op'- Testy tourists torture…

1. 'Last Call'- Fearful fellow with a phobia fights for freedom with a phone. 2. 'Identical Twins'- Two sets of tricky teen twins in a twisted tale. 3. 'Bat Girl'- Bad bat bite becomes a big bother. 4. 'The Nosy Maid'- Meddling maid…

1. 'Traders'- Lunch mooch munches yummy maggots. 2. 'Court in the Act'- Slippery Sam skips from the slammer to serve a second sentence. 3. 'Furd and the VeeP'- VP plunges in poop at a pool party. 4. 'Mooching Roommate'- Dweeb discovers…

1. 'The Need for Speed'- An addiction goes airborne. 2. 'Zit’s A Horrible Life'- Pimple-popping prepubescent parches like a prune. 3. 'The Girl with the Hoary Cough'- Hoary hack harvests humongous hairball. 4. 'The Smell of Fear'- Crew…

1. 'Apologies to Steinbeck'- Prestigious pastries produce ample profit. 2. 'The Creeping Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb'- Menacing Mummy makes moist maché. 3. 'A Fishy Story'- Clairvoyant consumes nostalgic crab cakes. 4. 'Dumped in the…

1. 'The Iron Fist Principal'- Disguising Dean as a dummy to deliver dismay. 2. 'Field of Seeds'- Ball players battle birdie by-product. 3. 'Last Laugh'- Arrogant athlete aims for approval. 4. 'The Immortal Osgood Toadworthy'- Old ogre…

1. 'The Boy Who Cried Alien'- Curious kid and canine companion uncover conspiracy. 2. 'Did You Have Fun at the Party?'- Snooping spouse smooches with psycho. 3. 'The Rich Fart'- Flatulence finds the family fortune. 4. 'Sewer Swimming…

1. 'The Man Who Picked His Brain'- Bottled brain finds bad body. 2. 'The Big Question'- Sly slackers pull sham at school. 3. 'Smelly Kelly'- Fancy filly falls for foul fellow whose foe is her father. 4. 'Go Find Something to do, Kid!'-…

1. 'Pirates'- Pesky pirates pull prank on unsuspecting partner. 2. 'Choc-Roaches'- Crunchy centred candies cause curiosity. 3. 'Femme Fatale'- Harmful hitchhiker hits the highway. 4. 'Dear Mother and Father'- Lazy learner lies in letter.

1. 'Deep Forest Diver'- X-Files humour in a jugular vein. 2. 'Double Your Pleasure... Double Your Fun'- Tables turned on twisted twins. 3. 'The Prize'- Dweeby Daryl impresses bodacious Britney. 4. 'Hokus Pokus'- Amateur magician…

1. 'The 13th Floor'- Wimpy numbers whiz Wally Willis. 2. 'The Fishing Hole'- Little Tiffany finds fish in the most unlikely of places. 3. 'Bean Boy'- Flatulent fun with 'Bean Boy', Billy Baxter! 4. 'Rugs "R" Us'- Toupee trouble causes…

1. 'Long Long Distance Call'- Serves you right! 2. 'Sweet Dreams'- Shades of Windsor McCay! Late nite sweets cause sour dreams. 3. 'Dueling Sisters'- Betty 'the B' outwitting Gloria 'the G', didn't count on Snippy 'the D'. 4. 'Stuck…

1. 'Mark IV'- He made his parents proud. Or, did his parents make him proudly? 2. 'Invisible Shirley'- Nancy's brother doesn't believe she has an invisible friend... until its too late. 3. 'The Chatty Monk'- Brother B sez the words that…

1. 'So Long, Sing Sing'- Jailbird Jake makes the great escape. 2. 'Fountain of Youth'- Tammy takes a tumble to win back her beau. 3. 'The Ouigi Board'- Mandy plans a trick at Charlene's party. But the Joke's on her! 4. 'Houstin, We…

1. 'At The Circus AKA Woody!'- Mouth-breather Bruno gets bushwacked by the big monkey. 2. 'The Genius'- Doofus Duane gets great grades. What's his secret? 3. 'Which is Witch'- Naughty new-kid isn't as bad as he seems. He's worse. 4.…

1. 'Sour Puss'- Grampa gets sweet revenge on Banker Baxter. 2. 'The Monkey’s Paw'- Five wishes, four consequences and a mistake. 3. 'First Anniversary'- A haunting tale. Or is it a tale of a haunting? 4. 'Bagel Boy'- A twisted tale of…

1. 'The Getaway'- Buffalo Bob buys it baggin' the bad guys. 2. 'The Babysitter'- Sharla shares the sitting chores - WITH THE STRANGER UPSTAIRS!!! 3. 'The Meal'- Guess who's comin' for dinner? 4. 'Mystery of the Wax Museum'- Nature…

1. 'The Mouse Trap'- A Christmas tale for the young (and strong) of heart… 2. 'Monkey Shines'- A game of "cat-and-mouse". But which is whom? 3. 'Just a Little Push'- A tale of fear, revenge and a really good soundtrack. 4. 'The…