Bizarre ER

Featuring a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and on to her head; a golfer who's smashed the ball straight into his girlfriend's teeth; and a man who has fallen into an…

Features a fisherman whose tackle is put in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old to remove some life-threatening lego from his nose; and a boy who ended up with toes on his hands after a…

Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick and a victim of 'frozen food injury'. Plus, bloodsucking leeches are…

There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head; and a man who…

There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover and a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb.

A gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl, a vet is attacked by a cat while performing a particularly delicate procedure and a man is gored by a bullock. Plus, proof that beer can be bad for you comes in the form of a barman…

There's a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owner's nose; a man whose ear is bitten off in a fight; and a patient whose body is engulfed by giant red spots. Plus…

There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who 'de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to…

A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread and no anaesthetic, and a dog walker who has a finger…

A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her heel hanging off after trying to manoeuvre a boat with her foot; and a jogger struck by huge bolt of…

A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mechanic who has carved up his finger in a car fan belt. Plus, the stomach-churning story of a DIY enthusiast who nearly…

A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus the astonishing story of a woman whose eye was devoured by a flesh eating bug.

A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in church, and a DIY enthusiast whose attempt at woodwork turned into the East Anglian Chainsaw Massacre. Plus a…

Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in his gullet for three months; and a carpet fitter knocked out after accidentally inhaling too much…

Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole in his head after walking into a car door; and a chef who serves pizza with a fingertip topping after an accident with…

Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slipping on vomit left by a passenger; and a door glazer who shot himself in the finger with a nail…

Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing emergency surgery to salvage fingers lacerated by a lawnmower. Plus, how medics saved a man who was scalped after…

Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidently using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops.…

Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal pole; and a footballer wheeled in with his kneecap facing the wrong way. Plus, how surgeons successfully reattached a…

Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a man whose testicles required treatment after being squashed in a motorbike crash. Plus, how surgeons rebuilt a…

Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; and a lumberjack who sliced into his own arm with a chainsaw. Plus, how medics saved a woman impaled on razor-sharp…

Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who fell flat on her face chasing her runaway car; and a DIY enthusiast who lopped off the top of his…

Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a schoolgirl with a piece of toy train track trapped on her finger. Plus, how surgeons repaired and rejuvenated a…

Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg and a man who accidentally immersed his hand in boiling hot tar. Plus, how a gardener lost a leg in a horror lawnmower accident and…

A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; and a charity worker ends up with a squashed foot after a colleague drove over it. Plus the extraordinary surgery that…

Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling; and a man whose leg has burst open like a Christmas cracker after falling out of the loft trying to retrieve decorations.…

Includes a schoolgirl with a sewing machine needle embedded in her finger, a go-karter left with a hole in his leg after a crash and a man who has sawed his fingertips off trying to prune a bush. Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on…

Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; and a ten-year-old who has stapled his own finger. Plus, how skilled surgeons saved two lives after a…

Includes a cook left with bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who has ripped open his armpit falling out of a tree; and a cheerleader injured after being dropped during an airborne manoeuvre.…

A schoolboy cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepladder; a boy gets a peanut stuck in his ear trying to perform a magic trick; and a woman is left with a hugely swollen…

We meet a man who superglued a tiny top hat to his head; a patient who has been suffering with a nosebleed for a week; and a couple whose wedding day ended in surgery rather than matrimony after a bizarre motorbike accident. Plus, the…

Featuring the American couple who nearly died from bubonic plague on a holiday to New York; a student who was struck dumb after she yawned so wide that she dislocated her jaw; and a model plane enthusiast whose hand was shredded by the…

Featuring a woman who was injured when her boyfriend dropped a turnip on her foot; a retail assistant whose eyelid was ripped in half when she smashed face-first into the end of a clothes rail; a man with a fly-fishing hook stuck in his…

Featuring a woman who had a life-threatening allergic reaction to a Halloween mask; a carpenter who arrived with two of his fingers on ice after he cut through his hand with a circular saw; a six-year-old with a piece of lego stuck in his…

Featuring a toddler with his favourite bath toy stuck on the end of his finger; a carpenter who nearly severed his own hand after a momentary slip with a chop saw; a teenager whose tumble into a quarry ended with him getting a stick stuck…

Featuring a schoolboy who needed stitches after a bizarre joyride in an old lady's shopping trolley; a woodsman who ripped open his wrist with a machete; and a teenager who needed treatment after being terrorised by a terrier; and…

Featuring a girl who split her head open after some ballroom dancing on a bouncy castle, a Bradford rag and bone man who carved into his hand with a Stanley knife, and an equestrian emergency after a horse-lover is trampled by her own…

Featuring a man who stabbed himself in the leg after using a carving knife as a mic during an impromptu karaoke performance; a woman who nearly lost her fingers when she mangled her hand in a printing machine; a plumber whose massive…

Featuring a man who needed urgent treatment to save his sight after cement dust exploded in his face; a tree surgeon whose fingers were crushed by a log splitter; a man who slashed open his leg on a discarded toilet in his mum's back…

Featuring a family who cut their Bonfire Night celebrations short when their youngest son ate a sparkler; a Bradford granny who was electrocuted by her own toaster; a Sunday league soccer player whose awkward tackle left him with a broken…

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A cyclist is injured by his own bicycle, a soldier takes a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man has a run-in with a lawnmower. Plus the story of a patient who was nearly killed... by a pigeon.

Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in her earhole. Plus the story of a man who cheated death not once, but four times.

A lady hooks a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor loses a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, re-living a car accident involving a woman and a fencepost.

A young couple's first date ends with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad nearly loses his foot. Plus, re-living the industrial accident that saw a person squeezed through a 13cm gap.

Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade. Plus the car crash victim you would never believe survived.

An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who survived a car accident but woke up convinced he was a Hollywood superstar.

A man is hurt helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom's injury may mean he can't tie the knot, and a kite surfer falls from a great height into a brick wall

A carpenter nails his hand to a plank of wood, a woman crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door, and a fisherman is submerged in freezing water for over eight minutes and survives

A patient has slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, a young lad overdoses on holiday sun, and a man has an incredible near-death experience when he is almost decapitated by a passing coach

A man falls off a ladder and lands on his dad, a woman can't walk after slipping on a crisp packet and there's the unbelievable story of the driver who nearly died when she was run over by her own car