P. J. Soles
Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")
Lloyd Kaufman
(segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?")
Shawn C. Phillips
Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")
Shane Ryan-Reid
(segment "Arbor Day")
Nathan Head
Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")
?
Jessica Ann Brownlie
The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling")
?
Scarlet Fry
The Gardener (segment "The Gardener")
Sadie Katz
Allie (segment "Arbor Day")
Nicola Fiore
(segment "Stripper Ripper")
?
Bryan Hanna
Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")